it's a typical monday night.

so obviously I'm sitting on the floor waiting for pie. 

also, i definitely work a dinosaur themed outfit to school today. 

#butcherpaperandwethairfordays #whenyourbestfriendgavebirthtoahumanandyoucantgetupwithouthittingsnoozetwentyseventimes #adult

the red line.

song of my summer and story of my weekends. 

also, yesterday i gave myself a gaping wound in my nose while washing my face due to the lengths of my nails. just thought you should know. 

midevil girl gang.

lots of food on sticks, ye old body paint and crop tops, some flower crowns, and the bravest knights and fairest maidens in all the maryland renaissance festival. #sance #sancin #happybirthdaykate. 

life right now.

when you've spent more of the past 24 hours nannying than not. 

one day, three iced coffees, a billion times basic. 

twelve hours of nannying today.

fifteen hours of sleeping tomorrow. 

started with some cold brew

now i'm here

one hour and twenty-nine minutes to go. 

where everybody knows you ask for water.

of course b's birthday was spent taking advantage of "legally" being allowed to use bathrooms and drink water. #nevergrowup

there's a ninja in my classroom.

she cleans up messes before i know they happen, has 18 kids wash there hands in 3.5 seconds and when the kids are napping, she brings me the sweet nectar of the gods and then decides to go to the closet and organize everything. 

some call her xi, others ms. ramos, but i swear she's a ninja.