why don't you go drink a bottle of yourself.

some people love big bottles of fiji because it's untouched by human hands and makes them feel like a kardashian.

i will forever love drinking ginormous bottles of evian because it reminds me of the lizard on the bottle in parent trap, the mean girls name in superstar, and because it makes me feel like meg ryan moving around rugs in billy crystal's apartment even when i'm sitting on a yucky metro and holding it with and unmanicured hand. 1990s > 2000s.